Genesis - DANK

Zach,

If you're reading this, you're probably super confused. What the fuck is this site?

Welcome to your personal blogspot, a place for you to review stuff - restaurants, recipes, NYC yarn stores, other passengers on the subway, Argentina, yesterday's poop, a bodega sandwich. 

We (your audience) just want to know one thing. Was it dank or did it stank? I don't want to know if a business has five stars, per some other patron. We want to know about the danky and the stanky, seemingly mundane, tiny details of your life. 

Cote - DANK

Zoey - DANK

Overnights - STANK